Things they say...

‘I will find them. And I will kill them’

Broadcaster bigot Jeremy Clarkson takes the hacking of his Twitter account with his usual good humour

‘You’re not normal. We’ll let you get up in a few minutes but you need to act like a normal human being’

Alleged words of a London police officer while restraining a Brazilian transgender woman

‘Infertile… dreams of being thin’

The Daily Mail on author Hilary Mantel. It accused her of a “venomous attack” on the Duchess of Cambridge. Mantel had criticised the media focus on royal women’s bodies from Anne Boleyn to Kate Middleton

‘Completely misguided and completely wrong’

David Cameron found time to address the burning issue of having a go at Hilary Mantel

‘The Philippines must be half empty—you’re all here running the NHS’

Royal racist Prince Philip meets a nurse in Luton